Many years ago I was chased by 3 shell suit wearing gentlemen intoxicated I am sure with some of the finest wine that buck fast Abby could make. I had no doubt that they were not interested in congratulating me on the new jacket I had just purchased nor do I believe they wanted me to share in their enjoyment of the fore mentioned wine. There are many things you learn about yourself as you are being chased.
1. You remember all that cross country racing you done at school and no longer look at it with disdain
2. You suddenly have the ability to run faster than cars
3. You can pray while running in complete fear
There is also the fact that drunk people cannot run for a very long distance, nor do they have the ability to shout threatening comments while gasping for breath. Now if you are ever in this situation remember all of the above but don't get cocky and shout some stinging remark at them because for the most part it will be a waste of your time. Mostly due to their lack of intellect which I'm sure buck fast Abby can take some of the blame.
I myself enjoy the odd class of wine (corked not screwed) but have never felt the need to shout at others or break into football songs, nor have I insulted anyone over the validity of their parents marriage certificate. The happy group of lads that were chasing me, did make their way back to their home turf (see I am hip and down with the lingo of the street dude) and I'm sure after much back patting and words like "yeah we showed him" all the while holding back from vomiting over the pavement.
Now I wonder how much of the night they will remember.
Will they awake with a bright and cheery grin welcoming in the new day or will they groan and wonder how they are in a jail cell.
Please don't get me wrong, not everyone that drinks will end up in a jail cell but if drinking until you can no longer remember your name is what you call a good night, the chances are you may just have your breakfast passed to you through a small hatch in the cell door.
Oh yes the Christian moral to it all.
Don't drink too much.
Well this was a simple post
Ahh in case Buck fast Abby sue me I had better say " Their fine wine may not be the reason most teenagers end up in jail"
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