CHRISTIANS HAVE HUMOUR

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.

Pentecostal: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or
tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: What's a light bulb?

Hi
Well I have not been blogging for a while. I took sometime out to examine my own heart and commitment to God.
If I am honest with you I had lost sight of the cross and I was on a slippery slope that was pulling me down towards sin and farther away from God's grace. How could I write a blog on God's love, on God's grace when the gap between myself and God was becoming bigger and bigger.
My voice praised God but my heart was far from God.

I have learned so much in the last month a the biggest thing I have learned is DISCIPLINE.

Over the next few weeks I hope to write about this but I felt it was only right to admit my own failure and I am nothing without God